“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“i want to wear shorts but apparently it will give all males in a 20 mile radius a raging boner so school said i couldn’t” the trilogy
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
it’s crazy that places like this actually exist.
Note to self: Never let my dad read this post because he will find a way to top this.